market research and prostitution

The truths about working in market research:

• You work weird (night) shifts... Just like prostitutes.
• They pay you to make the client happy... Just like a prostitute.
• The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny... Just like a prostitute.
• You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Just like a prostitute.
• Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you... Just like a prostitute.
• When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed... Just like a prostitute.
• But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell... Just like a prostitute.
• The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Just like a prostitute.
• When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it... Just like a prostitute.
• Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life doing this." Just like a prostitute.

Kaya papalitan ko na ang signature ko sa email...

CALOI AGUINALDO
Senior Prostitute 1
Philippine Survey & Research Center - RI
3/F OMM-CITRA Building, San Miguel Avenue Ortigas Center, Pasig City 1605